Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Birds Of Prey

This week, President Obama hunkered down, rolled up his sleeves and began doing his homework.  Earlier in the week, he had been quoted as saying the debate prep was a “drag”.  However, after the humiliating debate debacle, he was back in the stump within 14 hours doing some strong campaigning.  Despite his weak showing as an “empty podium”, he was ready to tackle the really, really tough issue overwhelming American thoughts today—Big Bird. 

Now, I’ve heard all the Big Bird spin I can handle this week.  We now know that Big Bird is a “1-percenter” with Sesame Street raking in over $122 million last year.  Saturday Night Live featured Big Bird on its program using all the classic aviary jokes such as he didn’t want to “ruffle any feathers” and he had gotten a lot of “tweets” since the debate. 

Yet all this levity actually depressed me.  The most important American election ever is in just 28 days.  What we are facing is no laughing matter.  While I’m sure President Obama would like to focus on a big walking, talking bird instead of the real issues, let’s not forget that this election is literally about Life and Death.  If President Obama is re-elected, Americans everywhere will be FORCED to provide abortifacients as part of the Obama"care" health bill.  But…I wouldn't want to spoil all the American “fun”.  So to keep it light I wrote a poem based on a Dr. Seuss book.  Hopefully it’s not too much of a “buzz kill” for our Kardashian Nation clueless mentality.  With the HHS mandate deadline rapidly approaching on January 1st, 2013--it’s not like President Obama is asking us to commit murder or anything, right? 


Dead Eggs and Scam 

I am Obama

I am Obama
Obama I am

That Obama-I-am
That Obama-I-am!
I do not like
that Obama-I-am

Do you like
Dead eggs and scam?

I do not like them
Obama-I-am.
I do not like
Dead eggs and scam.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them
Obama-I-am

 Would you like them
in your house?
Would you like them-
 your conscience douse?

I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
with a douse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.

Would you like them
in a box?
Would you like them
by a sly fox?

Not in a box.
Not by a sly fox.
Not in my house.
Not with a douse.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I would not like Dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
with my czar?
Take them! Take them!
Here they are.

I would not
could not
with a czar

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
if it’s free?

Not if it’s free.
I would not, could not if it’s free.
Not with a czar! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them, you sly fox
I do not like them in my house
I do not like them with a douse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like dead eggs and scam.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.

A fine! A fine!
A fine! A fine!
Could you, would you
with a fine?

Not with a fine! Not if it’s free!
Not with a czar! Obama! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, you sly fox.
I will not like them in my house
I will not like them with a douse.
I will not like them here or there.
I will not like them anywhere.
I do not like them, Obama-I-am.

Say!
With my mark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you take my mark?

I would not, could not,
take your mark.

Would you, could you
with some pain?

I would not, could not, cross that line.
Not in the dark. Not with a fine
Not with your czar, Not if it’s a free.
I do not accept them, Obama, you see.
Not with a douse. Not in a box.
Not in my house. Not by a sly fox.
I will not accept them here or there.
I do not accept them anywhere!

You do not like
Dead eggs and scam?

I do not
like them,
Obama-I-am.
 
Could you, would you,
watch me gloat?
Would you, could you
With your vote?
I could not, would not, watch you gloat.
I will not, will not, with my vote.
I will not accept them though in pain.
I will not accept them this is plain.
Not in the dark! Not if it’s free!
Not with your czar! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them you sly fox.
I do not like them in my house.
I do not like them with a douse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
dead eggs
and scam!

I do not like them,
Obama-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Obama!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see...

Say!
I like dead eggs and scam!
I do!! I like them, Obama-I-am!
And I would accept them to help you gloat!
And I would accept them with my vote!
And I will accept them and avoid the pain.
My heart’s in dark, my beliefs arcane.
And with your czar.  And now it’s “free”.
You are so good so good you see!

So I will accept them in a box.
And I will accept them you sly fox.
And I will accept them in my house.
And I will accept them with a douse.
And I will accept them here and there.
Say! I will accept them ANYWHERE!
 
And I will accept them---the Constitution revamp
And I will accept them in a concentration camp
And I will accept them-­- pull the plug on my spouse
And I will accept them—(never liked that louse!)
And I will accept elderly “early release”
And I will accept…Gee…the options never do cease!


 

 I do so like
dead eggs and scam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Obama-I-am! 

My Obama”care”
Has all run dry
The next to go
I know is I 

Not only that
It’s clear to see
The cost was great
It wasn’t “free” 

It’s time to die
Obama-I-am
I must admit
What one great scam!
I now must face
 

THE GREAT I AM!










Just as the gathering of vultures shows there is a carcass nearby, so these signs indicate that the end is near.
~Luke 17:37

I wish that the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country, he is a bird of bad moral character, he does not get his living honestly…where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the labor of the fishing-hawk, and when that diligent bird has at length taken a fish…the bald eagle pursues him and takes it from him.
~Benjamin Franklin 

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